Just in case you thought I was joking about reading Millie her rights yesterday (I actually ran through that spiel with her at the point of one of her later offenses…), I present you with Millie’s Goo of the Day: Mary Kay Time Wise Visibly Fit Body Lotion. And she got into it not once, but twice. She’s looking younger already.
Somebody around here is ready for her mommy to not have a final to take, a 250 page book to read (when I posted my percentages a bit ago, it didn’t account for the book I FORGOT about…), 6 articles to write for Beginners Guide, or an apartment to constantly shovel.
Somebody is ready for her mommy to simply be a mommy again. Somebody tell her her mommy is ready for that too.
Off we go now to the zoo. Computer top is closing and I’m only going to be a mommy for the next five hours. And the Mary Kay Time Wise Visibly Fit Body Lotion will be safe for that entire span of time.