Goo Du Jour

Just in case you thought I was joking about reading Millie her rights yesterday (I actually ran through that spiel with her at the point of one of her later offenses…), I present you with Millie’s Goo of the Day: Mary Kay Time Wise Visibly Fit Body Lotion. And she got into it not once, but twice. She’s looking younger already.

Somebody around here is ready for her mommy to not have a final to take, a 250 page book to read (when I posted my percentages a bit ago, it didn’t account for the book I FORGOT about…), 6 articles to write for Beginners Guide, or an apartment to constantly shovel.

Somebody is ready for her mommy to simply be a mommy again. Somebody tell her her mommy is ready for that too.

Off we go now to the zoo. Computer top is closing and I’m only going to be a mommy for the next five hours. And the Mary Kay Time Wise Visibly Fit Body Lotion will be safe for that entire span of time.

She Has the Right to Remain Silent

I just read my two-year-old her rights. This girl, after the glue last week, then soaping herself and everything else in sight this week, in addition to smearing toothpaste all over her car seat (yes, you read that right, her car seat), and slowly and systematically dropping crayons one by one on the floor to watch them hit bottom, then trying to break into Craig’s computer and then knocking over a CD rack… this girl has got to be hauled in.Or maybe I should be…

Goo Du Jour

Just in case you thought I was joking about reading Grace her rights yesterday (I actually ran through that spiel with her at the point of one of her later offenses…), I present you with Grace’s Goo of the Day: Mary Kay Time Wise Visibly Fit Body Lotion. And she got into it not once, but twice. She’s looking younger already.
Somebody around here is ready for her mommy to not have a final to take, a 250 page book to read (when I posted my percentages a bit ago, it didn’t account for the book I FORGOT about…), 6 articles to write for Beginners Guide, or an apartment to constantly shovel.
Somebody is ready for her mommy to simply be a mommy again. Somebody tell her her mommy is ready for that too.
Off we go now to the zoo. Computer top is closing and I’m only going to be a mommy for the next five hours. And the Mary Kay Time Wise Visibly Fit Body Lotion will be safe for that entire span of time.

She Has the Right to Remain Silent

I just read my two-year-old her rights. This girl, after the glue last week, then soaping herself and everything else in sight this week, in addition to smearing toothpaste all over her carseat (yes, you read that right, her carseat), and slowly and systematically dropping crayons one by one on the floor to watch them hit bottom, then trying to break into Craig’s computer and then knocking over a CD rack… this girl has got to be hauled in.Or maybe I should be…