2008 Resolution

I am resolved to never again serve chili (with crackers) for dinner, along with s’mores (with graham crackers) for dessert on the same day I take down a very dry, crumbly Christmas tree after a night I allow the girls to pop off confetti bombs all over the house, thereby ensuring I must sweep the entire downstairs not once, not twice, but three times in a day.

This I will not do again.