Yes, I Am *That* Conference Attendee

I am the Savvy Blogging Summit Attendee who:

  • Has not updated her blog in a whole week.
  • Has kept a blog longer than anyone else in the room.
  • Has done less professionally with her blog than anyone else in the room.
  • Had her introvert show up for dinner at the Mexican restaurant we went to tonight.
  • Realized upon arrival yesterday that she had forgotten everyone’s swimsuit but her own. Ahem.
  • Actually got in the hot tub tonight with her four kids (they in shorts/t-shirts).
  • Got back out 30 minutes later and remembered it’s cold in the mountains at night.
  • Walked out of the session on CSS and seriously considered 1) switching back to WordPress and 2) hiring a professional blog designer.
  • Walked out of the session on professional business law and seriously considered 1) hiring a lawyer and 2) canning the whole blog altogether.
  • Will forever be remembered by everyone in attendance when they listen to the audio recordings of every session and hear her coughing. And coughing. And coughing.
  • Got schooled by another blogger on the proper pronunciation of the word “niche.”
  • Looked it up online later and decided she was going to keep pronouncing it the way she’s always been because Professor Google doesn’t lie.
  • Don’t tell her otherwise. She doesn’t’t want to know.
  • Had a serious deadline due on Wednesday.
  • Knows it’s Friday and still hasn’t finished it.
  • Can’t stop coughing.
  • Only got 3 hours of sleep last night and is about to die.
  • Is going to bed really really soon.

Night.

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